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Kagome a small town waitress with big dreams, has an uncanny gift for baking out of this world pies. Her secrete ambition is to win a $25,000 contest, so she can leave her obnoxious husband, open up own pie shop and transform her life. A chance meeting with a handsome newcomer to town just might supply the right ingredients to help Kagome find true happiness.

I stood there making my pies when my two friends Sango and Rin walked in. My friend sango said "Hon, you've put it off long enough." I looked up and said "what?" both Sango and Rin replied "you know what."

We walked into the bathroom of the pie diner we worked at and we were looking at a pregnancy test. We were praying it for it to be negative. Rin prayed "Dear Lord, please protect Kagome from unwanted pregnancy." I replied "I don't want no baby. I don't want trouble. I just want to make pies. That's all I want to do is make pies."

Sango questioned "I thought you weren't sleeping with your husband no more?" Rin answered her questioned "He got her drunk one time." I just said "I should never drink. I do stupid things when I drink like sleep with my husband."

I looked down at the test and screamed "oh no! Looks like a pink line is forming. Shit!" Rin asked "One line or two lines?" Then Sango asked the same thing.

I said in a panicked voice "Two lines! The control line and the other line, the bad line, the yes line."

Sango grabbed it out of my hands and looked at it. She said in a voice that I couldn't imagine "Two lines, two definite lines. There's no mistaking them."

All of a sudden there were three nocks on the door of the bathroom.  Miroku are manger screamed "what going on in there? We have customers! Where are my waitresses?"

Sango yells "Hold your balls strait Miroku, Kagome isn't feeling well." Miroku yelled back "What's wrong with her?" she said "Its none of your biasness you blowhard."

I screamed "I'm fine Miroku. We will be right out. He screamed back "Hurry up!"

We were all quite for about a minute. Finaly Rin asked "Hon, you ok?" I shhed her and said "I'm inventing a new pie in my head. Tomorrow's blue plate special, im calling it I don't want Inuyasha 's baby pie." Rin giggled and said "I don't think we can write that on the menu board, Hon" I said "then I'll just call it bad baby pie."

Sango asked what was in my pie and I said "It's a quiche of egg and brie cheese with a smoked ham center."

Sango replied "Sounds good, baby." I said "I ain't ever going to get away from Inuyasha now."

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kefka334 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015  Hobbyist
Thaank you for the fave! :)
DespicableMe1 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav!
Mizomim Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015   Writer
Thanks for the watch:iconoldschoolownedplz:
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Flesh-Festered-Freak Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you for faving :) :la:
el-e Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
thank you for fav:D :hug:
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